Pause.
Take a breath.
Rewind.
Fill up the buffer.
Start.
Repeat the fun.
Pause'n'Rewind'n'Start again.
Here we g-g-go again!
The journey has just begun,
do you feel it?
do you see it?
do you smell it?
The stress is far from over,
can you see it?
can you understand it?
can you finish it?
The well is deep,
have you understood it?
have you finished it?
have you breathed it?
Just letting you know your health insurance is expired,
but who cares, you would not need it here anyway,
after all, this is hell,
and you are already dead.
Welcome!
Please fill out this first batch of intake forms,
and I will fetch the next batch for you right away.
You thought paperwork is only exercised on the mortal plane?
Haha, silly you. Now get started filling out those forms!
And I'm contractually obligated to remind you
that each form has to be filled out truthfully
and with as much care as possible,
mistakes and sloppiness will be punished!
There is no place like hell in hell.
What ya waiting for? Get to it.
Once upon a time,
in a land deep deep down,
there was a little devil,
red and with horns upon their head.
As they got ready for their workday,
they received a notification on their work-issued mobile,
'emergency, all hell broke loose',
and the little devil sighed.
After they finished contemplating death,
the little devil left their home,
and went to work,
thinking the entire way.
'What could have happened',
they repeated over and over,
and when they finally arrived at work,
nobody was there.
So the little devil sat down at his desk,
and not long after a small group of workers nervously approached,
it was an unbearable quietness until one of them started,
's-s-sorry, we l-l-lost the entire register of residents to data corruption'.
You can't run, but you can hide.
So stop and rest. Feel the earth below you.
Call your god, ask for help.
Fear the devil. Hell is onto you.
Step over the hill, jump into the valley.
Move aside. Grow wings.
Leave bed, climb your tree.
Seek shelter in the clouds. Let the place be safe.
Your journey is not over, prepare to run.
But always remember. We are watching.
The hunt is on. Good luck. Let the darkness empower you.
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